May 2013
5 tags
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
addictedtoprogress:
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
loveekathryn:
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
bluestiel:
sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying
esexist:
guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
sassydetective:
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs
jerkenglish:
apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world
klinklang:
despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
like
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
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– Ezra Koenig in an interview about Vampire Weekend’s third album, Modern Vampires of The City. (via blua)
